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Skkra recommends… Red Bull!

RED BULL. Have you ever had this shit? It’s the greatest beverage ever. Chock full of caffeine and plenty of delicious chemicals, it has been the battery for my life for years now.

There are a ton of godlike flavors to choose from, but for me, Coconut Berry is the MVP. Does it really taste like coconut? Or berry? Eh. Not really. But it DOES taste like pure caffeinated goodness, and that’s all that matters.

Do NOT drink the sugar free stuff. Whatever sweetener they use gives it a sickly taste, and it’s fucking disgusting. If you’re going to be injecting this rocket fuel into your mouth hole anyways, just man up and drink the sugary one.