Fucking rain, man.
When it’s cold out, rain is just absolutely miserable. You can’t even get to your car without that cold, sticky, uncomfortable feeling. If you need to walk a few steps, even with an umbrella, your socks get wet. No matter how long you’re inside, you can’t shake that gross, damp feeling in your shoes.
Yeah, I know we need rain. Rain helps plants grow, and plants feed bunny rabbits, as Bonghit Bob once famously said back on SuperSpecialQuestions.
So is rain ever pleasant? Yes! Yes, it is. When is that time? During the summer. A warm rain is awesome when you’re in a bathing suit. I love sitting in the rain and drinking a beer, especially when it’s a summer rain where the sun is still out. Getting soaked is fine when you’re in a bathing suit with flip flops on.
The best rain is Surfing Rain. As long as there isn’t any lightning, having a surf session with your friends during a downpour is an awesome experience that I hope everyone gets to have at some point. I’m not sure what is so damn fun about it, but it’s awesome.
So, yeah. That’s it. Fuck rain.