Seriously, what is wrong with places that have completely quiet bathrooms? The last thing I want is to hear every single tiny bodily function of the person sitting in the next stall.
Do SOMETHING. Have a fan running. Have a white noise machine. Have a little waterfall replica running at all times. Make SOME kind of noise in there so that I don’t need to listen to the person next to me.
That’s all I have to say on that, but jesus, some of these places need to do something. It’s intolerable.