We take a break from the action today to note something extremely important: me.
Exactly 41 years ago today, in the midst of a massive snowstorm, I appeared for the first time; the culmination of all of humanity’s hopes, dreams, and achievements. I’m very happy to report that I’ve exceeded every expectation, conquered every challenge, and perhaps most importantly, brought you this very website, updated daily since 2001.
Please refrain from thank yous, for I require no thanks. Bringing my legions of fans day after day of quality content is itself reward enough. Save your birthday wishes, for my birthday holds no particular significance for me. It’s simply another day on which I’ll do my best to bring yet more quality content to you, my SDN loyalists.