So this friend – lets call her Melissa – was asking me a couple weeks if I remembered doing an old post about her. I did not. That said, my old site is gone, so maybe she deserves another tribute.
What can you say about Melissas? They come in all varieties, such as the Little Melissa variety, usually found living on the second floor of various college dormitories. They can come in Extremely Busty, which is one of my favorite varieties of human females in general, and so I highly recommend checking out this model.
You can also find them in Pissy Melissy, which is kind of like a hidden mode within all Melissas. You can unlock it by pissing them the hell off if you just want to check it out, though honestly I don’t recommend it.
Terrible Driver Melissas are a type that I’ve run into before. They’re guaranteed to make you instantly carsick, but on the plus side, they’re often very self-aware about their penchant for creating vehicular nausea, and so they’ll let you drive, even when it’s their car.
Melissas you find in the wild are generally excellent cooks, so I highly recommend letting them make you a meal. Even just simple salt and pepper will turn a chicken breast into a gourmet meal when you let a Melissa make it for you.
All in all, I’ll give them a 10/10 and highly recommend adding one to your pool of close friends.