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Skkra recommends… shutting up on LinkedIn!

You know what’s the worst? People on LinkedIn who can’t stop kissing the ass of everyone they’ve ever met.

“Met up with Billy from XYZ Industries for lunch today. What a privilege to meet such a forward-thinking visionary in the field of blahblahblah.”

Christ, shut the hell up. No one cares about you, Billy, or your lunch meeting with Billy. I’m not sure why so many people feel the need to verbally fellate their coworkers on LinkedIn, but it’s a fucking pandemic of annoying pandering.

“I love working at Huge Company That Doesn’t Care About Me! It’s such an honor to be surrounded by so so sooo many talented coworkers. Everyone’s dick tastes great! No better people to work 95 hours a week with!”

In summary: you’re annoying, shut up, and no one cares.

You may be one of these people. You’re probably reading this right now and thinking, shit, I’ve made posts like that, but I’m not a douchebag. Well, unfortunately, yes, you are. Luckily, you can cure your condition immediately by cutting that shit the fuck out starting right now. You’ll thank me later.

Actually, if you’re one of those people, then knowing you, you won’t thank me later… you’ll thank me now. By rushing over to LinkedIn to post about it like the douchebag that you are. STOP IT.